bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

jumpushfall:

That’s it that’s the whole country

where-the-liness-overlap:

 

 

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and does not live by society’s rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

Lana Del Rey // Serial Killer